Sunday morning fun Print
Written by Jennifer   
Sunday, 17 August 2008 00:09

I'm hoping history does not repeat itself tomorrow.  Allow me to clarify:

Last Sunday morning we were getting Trevor dressed for church when a minor catastrophe occurred.  I was lifting his legs to slide a clean diaper under him when BOOM!!  Major explosion.  Juicy brown stuff went flying through the air, skidded across the changing table, splatted on the wall and dripped down to the carpet.  Our little bundle of joy.

I think I've been spoiling him lately.  I've been getting him out of his crib in the mornings and crawling back into bed with him sprawling across my chest.  He'll sleep another two hours or so.  I love the snuggling and watching him sleep.  My little miracle.

 
Go U.S.A.! Print
Written by Derek   
Saturday, 16 August 2008 23:55

Beijing Olympic Rings

Well, as of just a few minutes ago history was made over in Beijing.  You probably already know, but Michael Phelps just won his eighth gold medal, passing the previous record of seven. This arguably makes him the best athlete in the history of the world, excluding Tommy Frazier.

Congratulations Michael!

So far, the US is winning in overall medal count, but is 10 behind China in gold medals.  Um, where are the games hosted again?  Sorry, that's not fair...shame on me.  At any rate, there have been some great competitions, and I hope you are all getting to watch some of the events.  It is really amazing what those competing are able to do, and how many world records have been broken in the last week (I think I heard 20 at last count). 

We were really pulling for Dara Torres, the 41 year old swimmer, in the 50m but she came up a mere 0.01 seconds short of the gold medal.  Even so, winning a silver was no small feat, and then just a few minutes later she swam in the relay where her team also won silver, so...Congratulations Dara!

On a somewhat separate note, I have to apologize to you runners out there, but watching the marathon was just plain boring.  I have a lot of respect for marathon runners, but it really is not a spectator sport.  Trevor and I still watched it though, because there is only so much you can do while holding a six-week old infant.

 

Last Updated ( Sunday, 17 August 2008 00:06 )
 
Mommy needs some Gripe Water** Print
Written by Jennifer   
Tuesday, 12 August 2008 09:48

The day my brother arrived our air went out, the day he left it was fixed. It was eight days of horribly hot weather with temps in our home of 90 degrees. Since then it's been beautiful, almost fall-like weather with highs in the 80s and low humidity. Go figure. Thanks for being a trooper, Andy.

Also, last Wednesday morning our cable went out. This means no internet or TV. Verizon has been digging up our neighborhood over the last couple weeks, installing their FiOs, and the cable has gone in and out during that time so I assumed they cut a line. I call Comcast but they say there are no outages in my area and the soonest they can send a tech is Saturday. What?! Three days?!! Don't they know knorrbuzz.com is down? So Saturday arrives and the tech says, "The main line is cut and your whole neighborhood is out. I put a ticket in to have it repaired but tomorrow is Sunday so it will be Monday at the earliest." It took them three days to figure out that a whole neighborhood is out? That's pathetic.

So Monday they fix the line and cable and internet come back but we're getting less than a quarter of the stations we had. I call Comcast and they tell me, "Well you have limited basic cable so you only get the network stations and QVC." QVC? That's my big perk? So bye-bye TBS, TNT, USA, Lifetime, ABC Family, ESPN, etc. This sucks.

 

**Gripe Water is one of the things we've tried for Trevor's GI discomforts.

Last Updated ( Tuesday, 12 August 2008 09:49 )
 
No time to write now Print
Written by Jennifer   
Monday, 11 August 2008 22:11
After almost a week without the internet and cable TV (stupid Verizon and stupider Comcast--serious venting to be done in another post) we are finally back up and running. I put out some new photos under Baby Trevor, August 2008 but that's all I have time for at the moment. Trevor is having a rough day.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 12 August 2008 09:29 )
 
One month check-up Print
Written by Jennifer   
Monday, 04 August 2008 19:00

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Fun with Excel #1 (Take 2) Print
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Written by Derek   
Saturday, 02 August 2008 10:49

I know there will probably only be one or two of you out there who actually appreciate this, but I am going to start posting some tips and tricks I have learned in various tools.  As I spend a great deal of my waking hours working with Microsoft Excel (and other applications), I thought perhaps I should share some insights from a road-tested office warrior.  I am by no means an expert, but have been known to come up with some, uh, interesting ways of presenting data.  We're going to start out with some of the very basics of things to do in Excel, and over time we'll step up the complexity a notch or two.  When you work in Excel for long periods of time, you quickly become very tired of redundant tasks, or things that just plain and simple take too long.  Such as scrolling.

First things first, though.  The biggest favor you are going to do for yourself if you regularly work with Excel is to forget about your mouse and get friendly with the keyboard.  Not too friendly, though, I don't really condone that type of behavior in the office.  You might ask, "Why should I stop using my mouse?  It's so cute and will go absolutely anywhere on my screen!".  Well, the response to that is fairly simple, "A mouse is not generally considered to be a very intelligent creature, and they scare elephants.  Do you want to scare elephants? Do you?"  If we were to have fight night 2008, Keyboard vs Mouse, Keyboard would certainly walk away the winner 97.23% of the time.  And we're not talking some sissy little wrestling grapple hold here, but a full knockdown drag-out UFC fight where there is kicking, biting, scratching and bone-crushing elbows to the face brawl. Besides, a mouse only has between 1 and 5 buttons, where as a typical keyboard has 104.  I'll let you do the math.

Seriously, the office workplace would be so much more productive in general if people forgot they had a mouse and used their keyboard to the greatest extent possible.  Give it a try.  Disconnect your mouse for a week1, study some keyboard shortcuts, and see how much more you get done (the one downfall is internet browsers, sites with lots of links are not conducive to using the keyboard, and I actually encourage you to use the mouse if you'll be surfing the web). 

To begin with, the quickest time savers when it comes to keyboard shortcuts deal with navigation within the worksheet/workbook.  I'll list just a couple of them here, and provide a few links to other sites that go into much more detail and provide more comprehensive listings.  But this is a good start at any rate.  The first few alone will save a lot of time that was previously spent on scrolling.

Ctl + Down

Navigate to the last cell in the current column

Ctl + Up

Navigate to the first cell in the current column

Ctl + Left / Right

Just like the previous two, except applies to the current row

Ctl + End

Go to the last cell in the worksheet containing data or formatting

Ctl + Home

Go to the first cell in the worksheet, typically A1.  If you are in a range or have the windows frozen, this will take you to the upper left cell in that segment.

Above + Shift

Hold the shift key along with any of the above combinations, and you will select all cells between the start and end.

Ctl + Pg Up

Go to the previous worksheet in the active workbook

Ctl + Pg Dwn

Go to the next worksheet in the active workbook

F5

Brings up the 'Go To' dialog, where you can easily select named ranges

Ctl + Tab

If more than one workbook is open, switch between them (hold shift to go in reverse order). 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know that was a very short list, but you will be amazed at what a difference using just a few of these will make over time.  Here are some additional resources:

Microsoft's Listing of Excel Shortcuts

CPearson Matrix of Shortcuts

Study them.  Memorize it.  Use it.  Love it.  Save time!

1. In the interest of full disclosure, I have to admit I have never gone a full week without a mouse.  A few hours here and there, but nothing more.  Call me a hypocrite if you want.
Last Updated ( Saturday, 02 August 2008 11:49 )
 
Gaauuughh! Print
Written by Derek   
Saturday, 02 August 2008 10:43

I was just putting the finishing touches on a long post, and clicked a button that I shouldn't have and lost everything.

Nuts.  I'm going to try to recreate it, but talk about frustrating.

 
hot summer nights Print
Written by Jennifer   
Saturday, 02 August 2008 09:29

Unfortunately our a/c went out yesterday.  It was a sticky 88.6 degrees upstairs and just slightly cooler downstairs.  If I was back in Sacramento I could at least look forward to a comfortable night with the windows open to a nice, cool Delta breeze.  But I'm in muggy old Virginia.  There was no breeze until about 6:30 am when a storm came through and forced us to close our portals to the warm, night air.  At 4:00 am we were down to 86.6 degrees and right now we are at what (compared to the misery of last night) feels like a very comfortable 84.6 degrees.

Alright, here I am complaining about poor me but really I was more concerned about our little dude.  Baby's don't thermoregulate well and they say overheating is a risk factor for SIDS.  So I was freaked out last night and stayed up till 1am watching him breathe and feeling his head, arms, legs and tummy to make sure he wasn't becoming too hot and sweaty.  It was of course one of the few nights where he fell right asleep after his pm feeding at a very reasonable 10:30. So my potential five hours of sleep turned into two and a half.  I'm such a moron.

Derek is calling around this morning to see how soon we can get anyone out here to take a look.  I'm not too expectant but am hoping hard that someone can come today.  I'm also hoping it's not too damaging to the old pocketbook. 

 
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